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6 months ago
Share →: Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Commentary:
🔥 "Looks like someone missed the memo that Fyre Festival was canceled! Maybe it's time to trade in those luxury accommodations for a cozy blanket fort at home? #FyreFestivalFail 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Commentary:
🤭 Whoops, that moment when your casual agreement turns into a surprise mission impossible! Just like saying "sure, I'll just climb Mount Everest in my lunch break, no problem" and then reality hits like a ton of bricks! 🏔️😅 #UnderestimatedMyself
6 months ago
Share →: The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of adulting: Trying to figure out if you have enough money to adult properly 🤔💸 It's like doing mental gymnastics with your wallet as your reluctant partner! 😅
6 months ago
Share →: Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Commentary:
"Applying for a job online is like sending your resume into a black hole and then getting interviewed like you were hand-picked by the heavens above 🌟💼 It's like, hey, I applied because I need a job and you had openings – it's not rocket science! 🚀😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Commentary:
"Imagine being a house cat, living your best life, slapping away confusion like it's a fly in your tuna dinner 🐱💥 #ConfusionBeGone"
6 months ago
Share →: Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Commentary:
"Want to make your doctor break out in a cold sweat? Put on rubber gloves the next time you're at your checkup 🧤😂 Just imagine the look on their face as they try to figure out if it's a secret signal for an impromptu surgical procedure!"
6 months ago
Share →: If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Commentary:
Trying to navigate life with just a compass is like trying to find your way out of a maze blindfolded! 🧭🙈 Don't worry, even if you end up going in circles, at least you'll have a fancy metal pointer to keep you company! 🤣 #LostInStyle
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of wanting to understand people but also relishing in the beauty of blissful ignorance! 🤔🤷‍♂️ The mysterious world of human communication, where decoding conversations can feel like deciphering a secret code… or maybe we're just better off not knowing! 😄🔍 #LostInTranslation"
6 months ago
Share →: Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "file not found" error – a universal expression for when logic and reason fail to compute in someone's mind 😂 It's like they're stuck in a loop of confusion while you're smoothly navigating the common sense highway 🚗💨 Keep sprinkling common sense around like confetti and watch as others struggle to process it! 🎉💭
6 months ago
Share →: Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the endless world of pasta… Fliccaroni is clearly the rare gem of the pasta kingdom, only known to the pasta connoisseurs 😏🍝 Watch out, Google, you're in for a wild ride trying to decipher this culinary mystery! #PastaParadox"