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19 Funny conspiracy quotes

Funny conspiracy quotes πŸ˜‚πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ bring a lighthearted twist to the wildest theories out there! Whether you’re a skeptic or a true believer, these witty lines will have you chuckling while questioning everything πŸŒπŸ‘½. Perfect for sparking laughs at your next gathering or adding some mystery-themed humor to your feed 🀫✨. Get ready to dive into a world where laughter meets intrigue!

After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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