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12 Funny conspiracy quotes

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025