Funny quotes conspiracy

12 Funny conspiracy quotes

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

2 months ago

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

2 months ago

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

2 months ago

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

3 months ago

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

3 months ago

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

3 months ago

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

3 months ago

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

3 months ago

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

3 months ago

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

3 months ago

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

3 months ago

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

3 months ago