13 Funny conspiracy quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

  Commentary:
  Whoa, looks like we're taking the scenic route to the center of the conspiracy! 🌍✨ Hollow earth: the ultimate underground hangout spot—where the real party's happening beneath our feet. Maybe next, they'll claim the moon is just a fancy flashlight gone rogue! 🚀🌕 Keep your tinfoil hats ready; the earth's just too mainstream! 😂🛸

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the mysteries of Twitter! 🤔🕵️‍♀️ Who knew Jennifer Aniston had such hidden talents? 😂 Maybe she time-traveled back to the '60s for a guest role in the biggest plot twist of the century! 🕰️🎬 #ConspiracyAniston

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like one hair care product in this duo has commitment issues! 🚿💔 Either the shampoo is playing hard to get or the conditioner is getting too clingy. Time to investigate this sudsy soap opera! 💁‍♂️ #HairCareDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

  Commentary:
  "Let's skip the amateur hour and dive straight into the MENSA-level conspiracy game, shall we? 🧠🕵️‍♂️ Who needs Area 51 when you can have Area 404 – where all the truly ingenious theories go to hide 😏🛸 #ConspiracyTheoryConnoisseur"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, find your perfect match and conspira-'see' together on a whole new level! 👁️🔍 Who knew uncovering the truth could be so romantic? Swipe right for chemtrails, left for lizard people! 🦎💕 #TrueLoveOrIlluminati"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the Egyptians were pyramid schemers in more ways than one! 🛸🇪🇬 Don't you hate it when you build a massive ancient wonder only for aliens to steal the spotlight? 👽 #AlienBuilders"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

  Commentary:
  Oh, how times have changed! 🔄🔍 Now you can just go down an internet rabbit hole to uncover all the conspiracy theories your heart desires. Who knew vinyl could be so scandalous, right? 🎶🕵️‍♂️ #ConspiracySpin

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs party games when you've got conspiracy theories to unravel? 🕵️‍♂️✨ It's like Clue meets X-Files – your family won't know what hit them! Just don't let Uncle Bob start on his Area 51 rant… 🛸👽 #FamilyPartyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Taylor Swift is pulling some serious mind-control game on your wife! 🧐🎶 Who knew that catchy tunes could be the ultimate weapon of distraction in everyday life? Beware of the "Swiftie" effect taking over your household! 🤣🎵 #TaylorSwiftPsyop

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

  Commentary:
  Watch out for those sneaky pigeons 🐦! They may seem harmless, but their coo could be the start of a revolution 🕊️💥. Remember, even the tiniest birds can have big plans! 🤣 #PigeonTakeover

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