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Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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When the weather gets warmer, I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable.

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Freshly posted on X:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Just shared via TikTok:

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

Going viral on Slack:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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22 shares on Reddit this month:

“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

24 shares on Discord this month:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

89 shares on X this month:

Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

30 shares on Discord this month:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

38 shares on WeChat this month:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

66 shares on Slack this month:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

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If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

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“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Slack:

I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

Broadcasted on Slack:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Breaking via Instagram:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Seen just now on Messenger:

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

Breaking via Reddit:

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Shared recently on Reddit:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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