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6 months ago
Share →: Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Commentary:
"Ah, the scandalous love lives of socks – trying to keep it together in pairs but ending up in a tangled web of singledom or polyamory! 🧦💔🧦💕 Keep your toes warm and your relationships spicy, folks!"
6 months ago
Share →: Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the never-ending cycle of dating: meeting someone, getting to know them, and discovering their quirks… or flaws 🤔💔 It's like a fun game of guess what's wrong this time! 🙃 #DatingStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

Commentary:
"Swipe right for sandwiches that fill the hole in your stomach and your heart! 🥪❤️ Who needs love when you have the perfect BLT waiting for you? #SandwichesAreBae"
6 months ago
Share →: Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of wanting to enjoy the fun without the commitment! 🙈 Flirting is like the appetizer of relationships – deliciously tempting yet no main course in sight. 🍸 Who needs the hassle of dating when you've got charm and wit on your side, am I right? 😉 #FlirtAlert"
6 months ago
Share →: A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Commentary:
"Introducing Hinder: where swiping left on potential matches is just the beginning of your love life obstacles! 🙅‍♂️ Stay tuned for dates canceled last minute, mixed signals galore, and emotional rollercoasters! 🎢 Who needs a smooth sailing romance anyway, am I right? 😉 #SelfSabotageGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.
6 months ago
Share →: Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Commentary:
"🎃 Halloween may bring ghosts and ghouls, but let's not forget the real horror show – my track record with men! 👻 Who needs skeletons in the closet when you have exes haunting your memories? 😂 #Love_life_or_treats"
6 months ago
Share →: Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Commentary:
Oh, the drama of socks trying to navigate the complexities of monogamy! 🧦💔 Some seek the comfort of a long-term relationship with a shoe, while others prefer to explore the world solo or play the field with various mismatched companions. It's a sock-eat-sock world out there! 😉 #SocksLife
6 months ago
Share →: My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "headphones defense" move – a bold tactic indeed! 🎧😄 Nothing like a little strategic deafness to keep unwanted advances at bay! Maybe invest in some invisible headphones next time for that extra level of commitment to the ruse! 🤫😂
6 months ago
Share →: I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

Commentary:
🍕📸 "Who needs unsolicited selfies when you can woo someone with unsolicited pizza pics instead? Talk about a slice of romance! 🍕😉"