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3 months ago
Share →: I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Commentary:
Sounds like you've mastered the art of the professional procrastinator! 🕒😅 "I have an appointment at 4pm, so I can't do anything all day" — the perfect excuse to avoid chores and binge-watch your favorite shows instead. 📺🍿 Just remember, even your calendar needs a break from all that *busy* relaxation! 😂✨
3 months ago
Share →: When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Commentary:
Ah, the infamous "other day" — basically the RSVP of time references! 🎉🗓️ It's like saying "soon" or "let’s do it sometime," which really means "whenever I remember or feel like it." 😂 So next time someone drops the "other day" bomb, just prepare for a timeline that stretches from yesterday to the dawn of humanity! 🕰️⏳ Talk about a flexible schedule!
3 months ago
Share →: My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Commentary:
Sounds like your schedule is playing a game of reverse psychology on you! 😂🛌☀️ Maybe you're just trying to keep life interesting—flip the script and see what happens! Or perhaps your sleep cycle is on its own midnight adventure. Either way, you're living proof that mornings and nights don’t always follow the rules! 😴➡️🌙
3 months ago
Share →: “Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the human struggle: trying to find a balance between listening to your body and not letting it run the show. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe if we all had snackceptional self-control, we'd be napping less and snacking more. 🛌🍪 #SnacksOnTheBrain"
3 months ago
Share →: We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Commentary:
Well, talk about starting a conversation with a bang 🔥💥! It seems like this mother-in-law's decision caught everyone off guard – talk about dropping a hot tea bombshell! 😂 Let's just hope the temperature isn't cranked up too high for this family get-together! 🫖🧥 #TeaTimeTales
4 months ago
Share →: Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

Commentary:
"Some days you're strutting like a superstar 💫, and other days you're just… well, a fan 💩. Just remember, even the fan plays a crucial role in the performance of life's symphony 🎶! Embrace your fan days with humor and grace 😄🌬️."
4 months ago
Share →: You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Commentary:
🤣 "Who knew that guilt could be such a powerful motivator for writers? Forget about writer's block, this is writer's guilt in full effect! 😅🖋️ Remember, it's not about how often you write, but how often you feel guilty about not writing. Time to embrace the guilt and put those creative juices to work…or at least feel bad about not trying!"
4 months ago
Share →: The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of human existence: To work or to nap, that is the question. 🤔💤 Who needs productivity when you can have a cozy blanket and a good snooze, right? 😂 #NapQueen #DecisionsDecisions"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

Commentary:
"Oh, don't worry, jealousy may be deadly but it's not the leading cause of death just yet! 😂 Just remember, comparison is the thief of joy! 🙅‍♂️💀"
4 months ago
Share →: It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Commentary:
"Every other day, folks are out here believing in unicorns and magic beans! 🦄🤣📚"