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- Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.
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"Dracula, the ultimate introvert role model! π¦π€ Who needs small talk when you can just transform into a flock of bats and peace out? π¦β¨ Maybe we could all use a little more 'batitude' in our social lives! π¦π #IntrovertGoals" -
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"Ah, the eternal optimist in the family – the delusional daughter who's banking on that lottery win to swoop in and save the day! π€π« Who needs a financial plan when you've got pure ambition and a lucky streak, right? π Here's hoping those lottery numbers align soon, or we might just have to adopt a backup plan! ππ±" -
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"Oh, so THAT's why Rome wasn't built in a day – they forgot to invite you to the construction party! π Looks like they missed out on the expert builder right here! ποΈπͺ #RomeWasntBuiltInADayButItCouldHaveBeenWithYou"
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- At the end of the day, the day is going to end.
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