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18 Funny discomfort quotes

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down and you don't know whether to tell them or not.

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025
Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025