33 Funny discomfort quotes

• I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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  1 week ago

  age, broke, discomfort, feel, getting, getting older, humor, neck, older, pillow, sleep, where, wrong

• The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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  1 week ago

  awkward, awkward moment, discomfort, embarrassment, funny situation, humor, moment, situation, social, social situation, tell, zipper

• Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

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  1 week ago

  anxiety, comparison, discomfort, funny comparison, hell, humor, introvert, party, saint, social, social anxiety

• I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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  1 week ago

  awkwardness, communication, discomfort, feel, honesty, humor, i, making, me, natural, pattern, relationship, say, spot, tendency, uncomfortable, wish

• Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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  1 week ago

  dark, dark mode, discomfort, humor, i, mode, much, physically, preferences, repulsion, screen, technology, used, visual, visual discomfort, white, white screen

• My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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  2 weeks ago

  body, discomfort, early, hard, hard pants, having, humor, morning, pants, shock, wake, wake up, wear

• Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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  2 weeks ago

  afraid, discomfort, fear, humor, me, naked, shower, spider, survival

• Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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  2 weeks ago

  age, chicken, discomfort, every, hip, hours, humor, hurts, lay, minutes, position, remember, rotation, rotisserie, sleep

• The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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  3 weeks ago

  annoyance, crazy, day, discomfort, driving, except, hair, humor, inside, me, pea, princess, rogue, shirt

• Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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  3 weeks ago

  annoyance, buzzing, discomfort, even, irony, moment, mosquito, nature, silence, worse

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