Funny doorbell quotes

• Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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  2 months ago

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• Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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  badass, confidence, doorbell, humor, reality, rings, social, surprise

• Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, doorbell, expectation, gangster, humor, irony, personality, rings, surprise

• Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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  2 months ago

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• When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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  2 months ago

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• Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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  2 months ago

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• A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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  2 months ago

  adventure, adventurer, doorbell, humor, little, sign, think, think twice, twice, warning

• Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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  2 months ago

  balloons, big, big check, camera, camera crew, check, crew, doorbell, expectations, funny request, holding, humor, request, ring, surprise

• My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

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  2 months ago

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• That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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  2 months ago

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