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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.
My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.
Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.
Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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1 month ago
Share →: Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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"When the doorbell rings, even ninjas turn into deer caught in headlights! 🦌🔔😂"
4 months ago
Share →: Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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"Every gangster's bravado fades away when the ominous ding-dong of the doorbell echoes through the house. 🚪🔔 It's the ultimate reality check of adulthood – answer the door or live in denial as a reclusive mob boss! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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"Watch out, folks! It's the spooktacular doorbell conspiracy theory in action 🐶🔔👻 Just another day in the life of our furry doorbell defenders! 🐕🎃 #HalloweenDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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🚪💁‍♂️ "When the doorbell rings, I'm always prepared for my dramatic entrance – you never know if it's a surprise guest or an escape opportunity! 🕺💃 #LifeOfDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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"Just your friendly neighborhood doorbell enthusiast, spreading joy one *ding* at a time! 🚪🔔😄"
5 months ago
Share →: A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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🚪💭 "A little sign under the doorbell that says, 'think twice, adventurer.' Translation: 'Abandon all hope (or at least your itchy feet) ye who enter here!' 😂⚠️🧭"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Commentary:
"Sorry, no camera crew, balloons, or big check? 📷🎈💰 Please let the doorbell rest – it's been through enough drama already! 🚪😄 #NoCheckNoPeek"
5 months ago
Share →: My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Commentary:
🐶💁‍♂️ "Ah, the case of the egocentric pooch! 🚪🔔 Must be tough being the most popular pup in the neighborhood, huh? Just imagine the disappointment when he realizes it's not a fan club gathering but just the mailman! 😂 #SorryBuddyNotToday"
5 months ago
Share →: That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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🚪🔔 Ah, the universal struggle of pretending you're not home when the doorbell rings! It's a masterpiece of stealth and deception worthy of a spy mission. Who knew tip-toeing to the window could earn you a black belt in ninja tactics? Just remember, when in doubt, freeze and hold your breath – maybe they'll think the house is haunted! 👻😂