Funny drunk text quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew 'brunch' was short for 'beware of surprise texts'? 🥂📱🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

  Commentary:
  "When you're so prepared, even your texts have a flight plan! ✈️📲😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

  Commentary:
  "Receiving a drunk text is like being chosen as the VIP in someone's intoxicated adventure 🍻📱💬 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

  Commentary:
  "I'm so single, even my phone's predictive text gives up on me before I can send any drunk texts 📵🥂 #HopelessRomantic"

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