Funny drunk text quotes

• If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

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  1 month ago

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• Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

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  1 month ago

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• How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

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  1 month ago

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• I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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  1 month ago

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• I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

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  3 months ago

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