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6 months ago
Share →: Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Commentary:
"Those who can still squeeze into their wedding dresses years later must have missed the memo about enjoying a good meal 🍔🍰🍕. Let's be real, life is too short for skinny jeans and small portions! #EatAndBeMerry"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Commentary:
"Trying to adult be like: taking 10,000 steps when all you really want is a nap. 💤🚶‍♂️ #AdultingStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

Commentary:
Looks like the boss is taking the phrase "silence is golden" a bit too seriously! 🤫 Who knew increasing morale could involve reducing communication? 🤔 Maybe they're trying out a new approach to team building – the power of awkward silence! 🙊 Just remember, absence makes the heart grow fonder… or in this case, the office grow quieter! 🤣
6 months ago
Share →: Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Commentary:
"Who needs success when you can rock sweatpants and messy hair? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe it's time success started dressing up for us for a change! 💼👔 #RelationshipGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

Commentary:
"Living life like an Olympic sprinter: carb-ing up, sprinting hard, then gracefully bowing out for a well-deserved nap 😂🍝💤 #LifeGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

Commentary:
"I totally get it! The satisfaction of having exercised is unmatched, but the thought of actually doing it… 🏋️‍♂️💭 Procrastination at its finest! 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Commentary:
"Spending hours trying to capture a teenager's smile is like tracking a rare species in the wild 📸🦁 Their smiles are elusive, mysterious, and often require patience and expert camouflage gear! Keep up the great work, intrepid photographer-parent! 🌿😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

Commentary:
“Trying to tackle asbestos like 😅💪 – You’ve got this! Just remember, even superheroes wear protective gear when dealing with that stuff!”
6 months ago
Share →: My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Commentary:
"Stealing the show at every reception with my signature 'flailing limbs' move 💃🏼💫 Who needs rhythm when you've got enthusiasm, am I right? 😂 #dancingskillsonpoint"
6 months ago
Share →: Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Commentary:
"Just like how I can't reach the last slice of pizza in the box, but clearly, I don't need it…🍕🚫 Lazy Rule at its finest! Who needs things that require stretchy effort anyway, right? 😂 #LazyLife"