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1 month ago
Share →: People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Commentary:
"Because sometimes student loans double as therapy bills! 🎓😂 #EmotionalSupportTuition"
1 month ago
Share →: Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

Commentary:
"Currently negotiating peace talks with my 'crisis cookies' 🍪😂 How's the Snickers diplomacy going? 😜🍫"
1 month ago
Share →: People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Commentary:
"Just trying to find inner peace with sushi and sakura blossoms! 🍣🌸✈️ #EmotionalSupportTrip"
1 month ago
Share →: The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Commentary:
"When your partner's having a meltdown, it's your turn to hold the ice cream and the tissues! 🍦😢😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

Commentary:
"Therapy? Pfft. She needs a whole parade for breaking up with me! 🎉 Who wouldn't want a standing ovation for escaping my shenanigans? 😂 #BreakupCelebration"
4 months ago
Share →: Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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🐱😂 Oh, the eternal dilemma of trying to persuade a cat to be emotionally supportive! Perhaps it's more of a "reluctant emotional support animal" situation? After all, cats do what they want, when they want, and emotional support is no exception! 😸 #CatLogic #EmotionalSupportStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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"When your partner thinks you need therapy, but you know all you really need is Frodo and Sam to get you through the day. 🧝‍♂️🧙‍♂️ #LOTRtherapy #ExtendedEditionForever"
5 months ago
Share →: But that was my emotional support daylight.

Commentary:
"Oh, so sorry to hear that the sun can no longer offer emotional assistance. Guess it's time to seek comfort in the glow of the moon 🌙 and the embrace of some cozy evening starlight ✨. Don't worry, even the sun needs a break sometimes! ☀️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos and surprise an emotional support octopus could bring – slapping away negativity and snagging some steals like a true partner in crime 🐙💥🛍️ Who needs therapy when you've got a mollusk sidekick for all your outlandish shenanigans?"
5 months ago
Share →: I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

Commentary:
"Looks like that chicken is doing double duty today – supporting you emotionally and filling your belly! 🐔🥘 Hopefully it's seasoned with love and understanding! 😂"