116 Funny end quotes

• I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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  2 months ago

  communication, end, humor, lol, people, sarcasm, sensitive, texts, tired

• I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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  2 months ago

  arguing, awkwardness, communication, date, end, flirting, humor, i, relationship, skills, social, social skills

• Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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  2 months ago

  end, harsh, humor, let, lighthearted, lol, me, put, sarcasm

• The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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  2 months ago

  end, fantasy, forever, humor, literature, Tolkien, Twitter, writing

• I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, activity, end, food, fun, fun activity, humor, i, imagination, mashed, mashed potato, pool, potato, swim, wonder

• You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

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  2 months ago

  dog, end, friendship, humor, know, love, loyalty, pet

• Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

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  3 months ago

  1800s, big, call, end, every, farewell, farewell gesture, gesture, harbor, humor, leaving, meeting, nostalgia, steamship, video, video call, virtual, virtual meeting, waving, Zoom, Zoom call

• There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

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  3 months ago

  animal, desert, end, horse, humor, joke, name, naming, through, travel

• So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

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  3 months ago

  anyone, apocalypse, belief, climate, climate disaster, die, disaster, disasters, end, humor, just, know, mass, mass belief, psychosis, religion, religious, satire, survival, thing

• When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

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  3 months ago

  beginning, end, expression, humor, i, irony, language, learned, learning, literally, word

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