16 Funny eve quotes

• I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

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  2 days ago

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• Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

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  1 week ago

  car, Christmas, Christmas Eve, eve, family, holiday, honey, humor, procrastination, store

• My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

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  1 week ago

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• In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

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  2 months ago

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• I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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  2 months ago

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• Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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  2 months ago

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• I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

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  2 months ago

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• When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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  2 months ago

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• Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

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  2 months ago

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