11 Funny eve quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you ribs, make Eve-lution happen! "

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fireworks when you have this level of determination to bid farewell to a year? Burning the midnight oil to ensure that 2021 gets the hint – talk about a memorable send-off! Here's to the countdown to brighter days ahead, and a well-deserved good riddance to what's behind us."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fancy dress when you have a trusty pair of sweatpants ready for the biggest party of the year? Comfort is the new couture, baby! #NewYearsEveGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a rebel with a decibel! Why settle for a kiss when you can make a scream that’ll echo into the New Year? Better warn the neighbors, your energy is contagious! #NewYearsEveVibes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the 'I can't remember the last time I went out on New Year's Eve' level of old… You know you're getting up there when your idea of a wild night is falling asleep before midnight! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic Christmas eve panic, where last-minute shopping becomes an extreme sport! 'Well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner' is like the holiday version of 'I told you so!' Pro tip: stock up on eggnog and patience for those who find themselves in this jolly predicament!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like CVS is taking their 'receipt paper trail' to a whole new level! Who knew those long receipts could bring joy and messiness at the same time? #CVSConfetti"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

  Commentary:
  Well, Adam and Eve really started off their parenthood journey on the wrong foot, didn't they? It's like, you had one job – don't eat the forbidden fruit, but also, find a reliable babysitter! I bet they wish they had Yelp back in those days! #ParentingFail #BabysitterDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a cat's wedding could drive someone to madness? Remember folks, don't mess with a pet parent's big day plans – things can get purr-sonally crazy!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like Adam and Eve missed out on some creative culinary adventures by not being Chinese! Imagine the Garden of Eden with a snake stir-fry instead of the whole "Original Sin" drama – talk about a twist in the tale! Who knows, maybe they would have started a chain of snake-themed restaurants instead of being banished. All in good humor, of course!

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