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Riding our bikes felt like an epic quest, and our parents were none the wiser! 🏞️😂🚴♂️
115 Funny exaggeration quotes
Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”
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Sending this book to my therapist because clearly, it's causing emotional damage 😂📚💔
I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.
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Sounds like you're mastering the art of "Long-term Chaos Management" 😂🔧📅
4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!
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Someone's trying to go viral with their sneezes! 🤧📈 #SneezeGoals
Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.
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Just what we need, a T-Rex trying to swipe right on our problems 🦖📱😂
I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.
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Trying to stay calm while someone chews next to me is my new extreme sport 🤣🤯🍽️
Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.
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That level of commitment deserves a tick of approval… or maybe a sticky note reminder! 😂📋🖊️
I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.
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Guess I'll start researching new identities and plane tickets just in case! 🚽✈️🤣
I love hard, but I stupid harder.
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Sounds like a PhD in Love and a Master's in Oops 😂💘
If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.
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"If you see a 'missing' poster featuring my real weight, just know I’m off the grid and living my best life 😂🏝️🚫🐱👤 #ForeverLost #WitnessProtectionDiet"