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Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

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Jan 2, 2026

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Seen just now on Facebook:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Going bananas on Instagram:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

Spotted on WeChat:

I miss when bills were none of my business.

Going viral on Twitch:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Trending via WeChat:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

Trending via Telegram:

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Just landed via TikTok:

Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

Spotted on YouTube:

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Funny exercising quotes

Funny exercising quotes bring a burst of laughter to your workout routine 🎉💪 Whether you’re tackling burpees or just trying to survive leg day, a little humor can make sweating it out way more enjoyable 😂🏋️‍♂️ Ready to lift your spirits and your dumbbells? These witty gems will have you smiling through the struggle and maybe even begging for one more rep! 😅🔥

New funny exercising quotes 👇

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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2 months ago

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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2 months ago

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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2 months ago

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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73 shares on Pinterest this month:

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

50 shares on Threads this month:

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

43 shares on Slack this month:

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

94 shares on Threads this month:

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

57 shares on Slack this month:

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

16 shares on Discord this month:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

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10 folks are currently checking 👀

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

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Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

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The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

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15,363

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Jan 2, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Making waves on TikTok:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

Trending via Discord:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

Spotted on Facebook:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

Trending via Snapchat:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

Going viral on Snapchat:

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Seen just now on X:

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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