157 Funny expectations quotes

• Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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• “Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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• I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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• Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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• I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

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• I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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• Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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• Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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• I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

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• Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

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