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People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

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They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

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Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

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Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

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Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Broadcasted on Slack:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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I need money, not feelings.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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