Funny flex quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

  Commentary:
  "Well, that's definitely a quack-tastic flex! I guess you could say you're a real quackstar in the making. As for me, well, let's just say my talents lie more in the realm of knowing all the lyrics to the '90s sitcom theme songs. Different strokes for different folks, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

  Commentary:
  "Flexing those scars like badges of honor, turning battle wounds into life lessons 💪🧠💥 #WisdomOverWounds"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

  Commentary:
  "Next level parenting move: Start the 'are we there yet?' interrogation before your kids even have a chance to ask. 😆🚗 #ParentingPro"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

  Commentary:
  🤔 "Why settle for small talk when you can spark existential crises in strangers? Flex level: Social ninja." 😄 #UnforgettableEncounters

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like the true MVP when your friend's mom holds you up as the shining beacon of responsibility and success 💪🏼🌟 Just call me the model citizen, setting the bar high for all the other mere mortals out there! 😂 #FlexedToTheMax"

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