Funny flex quotes

• Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

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  1 month ago

  big, compliment, cooking, family, flex, food, good, having, humor, mom

• I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

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  1 month ago

  age, bad, feel, feeling, flex, guilty, guilty feeling, humor, i, man, mean, old, old person, overtake, person, sidewalk, stride, walking, youthful, youthful stride

• I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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  1 month ago

  activity, childhood, culture, DuckTales, flex, fun, fun activity, intro, intro song, music, nostalgia, pop, pop culture, sing, song

• The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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  1 month ago

  flex, growth, humor, real, resilience, turn, wisdom, wounds

• Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

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  2 months ago

  ask, asking, before, flex, humor, kids, parenting, question, road, road trip, trip

• Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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  2 months ago

  asking, awkward, awkward moment, confidence, flex, humor, interaction, moment, remember, social, social interaction, strangers

• Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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  2 months ago

  compliment, example, flex, friend, friends, friendship, good, humor, mom, social, social status, status

• The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

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  4 months ago

  back, confidence, empowerment, flex, humor, independence, real, relationship, run, woman

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