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Netflix & by yourself.

3 months ago

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

3 months ago

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

3 months ago

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

3 months ago

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

3 months ago

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

3 months ago

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

3 months ago

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

3 months ago

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

3 months ago

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

3 months ago

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

3 months ago

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

3 months ago

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

3 months ago

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

3 months ago

I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

3 months ago