Funny garage quotes

You don't scare me. You're not a parking garage that I can't figure out how to get out of.

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

A man's home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025