Funny garage quotes — Wordgag ツ

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

2 months ago2 months ago

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

3 months ago3 months ago

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

Jan 28, 2025

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Jan 26, 2025

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Jan 25, 2025

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

Jan 25, 2025

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Jan 25, 2025

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

Jan 21, 2025

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

Jan 20, 2025