Funny guide quotes

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  12 hours ago

  Share →: There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

  Commentary:
  🐶✨ "I need a 'Nope, don't do it' dog ASAP! My current life coach (my cat) just shrugs and walks away! 😂🙈"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

  Commentary:
  "Following my lead: the express lane to comically epic failure! 🎢🤣 #GuideToDisappointment"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, because what every man truly needs is a flannel-covered flask to safely store his knife-infused whiskey 🥃🔪. It's the perfect blend of rugged charm and questionable decision-making skills. Happy holidays, gentlemen! 🎁🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like they took the "hands-on experience" approach to safety! 🤕 Always good to be proactive 😂👷‍♂️ #SafetyFirst

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

  Commentary:
  "From heroic K-9s to… poop-strategist extraordinaire! 🐶💩 Let's just say, every dog has its own 'special talent'! 😄 #PoopPrecision"

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