Funny guide quotes — Wordgag ツ

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

2 weeks ago

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

2 weeks ago

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

2 weeks ago

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

3 weeks ago

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

3 weeks ago

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

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