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Funny guide quotes bring a burst of laughter and wisdom to your day 🤣✨ Whether you’re navigating life’s twists or just need a quick mood boost, these cheeky nuggets of advice keep things light and entertaining 🎉📚 Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even learn a thing or two with a playful twist! 😂🚀

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Posted on2 weeks ago

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

Posted on3 weeks ago

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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