Funny guide quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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