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6 months ago
Share →: I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Commentary:
"Working hard, not just to impress the boss or get that promotion, but to make your significant other beam with pride. 🏆💼🤪 #RelationshipGoals #CrazyInLove"
6 months ago
Share →: When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

Commentary:
Ah, the ever-elusive surprise in the avocado – nature's original mystery box! 🥑🎁 It's like a game of culinary roulette… will you strike creamy green gold, or face the disappointment of yet another overripe avocado? The hard core is indeed nature's way of keeping us humble in our quest for that perfect guacamole moment. Perhaps one day we'll discover the true purpose behind this puzzling pit… or maybe we should just stick to chips instead!
6 months ago
Share →: When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Commentary:
"Imagine being as unaware as a ghost at a party, except you're just being silly! 🤪 Don't be the 'stupid ghost' in your circle – embrace the wisdom and keep the laughs coming! 😜👻"
6 months ago
Share →: They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggles of forbidden desires! 😘💔 But let's remember, violence is never the answer, even if that face is begging for a little smack 🤭👋 Keep those fists to yourself and practice self-control instead! 🧘‍♂️✨"
6 months ago
Share →: Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

Commentary:
"Trying to keep up with introverts is like playing a real-life game of Clue: is it Professor Plum in the library with a book, or Miss Scarlet in the study with a cozy blanket? 🦸‍♂️💤 The mystery deepens when they resurface as Batman, ready to save the day (or just have a quiet night in)."
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

Commentary:
"Ah-choo! Who needs a pat on the back for that sneeze? 🤧💥 Looks like someone graduated to dad sneeze level! 👨🏻‍🦰👶🏻 Better get ready for some ‘bless you’s’ coming your way! 🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

Commentary:
"Ah, toddlers – the tiny bosses with attitudes! 🤪👶 It's like they're saying, 'I'm not just going to make your life difficult, I'm going to make it REALLY difficult!' 😂 #ToddlerTyrants"
6 months ago
Share →: A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Commentary:
"Finding a good man may be tough, but finding a babysitter for Friday night? Now that's a true quest worthy of a heroic saga! 🕵️‍♀️🍼 #ParentingStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Commentary:
"Deciding between cuddles and solitude… the eternal struggle of the indecisively crazy. 🤔🤗🚶‍♀️ #CrazyConundrums"
6 months ago
Share →: Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of doing nothing… It's a real challenge when you're not sure if you've truly mastered the art of idleness 🤔💤 Who knew being unproductive could be so perplexing? Perhaps we should all aim to be 'un-done' like a half-baked cake! 🍰😂"