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Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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Spotted on Discord:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Making waves on Discord:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

Live now on YouTube:

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Just landed via WeChat:

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

Seen just now on Threads:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

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Funny hardest quotes are here to twist your brain and tickle your funny bone at the same time! 🤯😂 Whether you love a clever pun or a mind-bending challenge, these gems will keep you guessing and giggling. Ready for some witty wordplay that’s as tricky as it is hilarious? Let’s dive into the world where humor meets the hardest sayings! 💡🤣✨

New funny hardest quotes 👇

12 hours ago
Share →: The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

Commentary:
Trying to guess my opponent's next move is like predicting a cat's mood 🐱🤯♟️
3 weeks ago
Share →: One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Commentary:
"After a long weekend, my brain's still on vacation mode while my body grudgingly clocks in! 💤🔔 #OutOfOfficeMindset"
4 months ago
Share →: Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

Commentary:
"True story: My willpower has a blackout every time chocolate enters the scene! 🍫🤷‍♂️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

Commentary:
"Who knew the buzz-ness of beekeeping could be so challenging? 🐝🤔 Naming those little honey creators must be quite the beez-ness! 🍯😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Commentary:
"💎 Diamond may be tough, but it's no match for the unyielding fortitude of a husband's stubborn head! 💪🤣 Who knew love could be so rock-solid? 🤦‍♂️ #StubbornHusbands #TougherThanDiamonds"
6 months ago
Share →: The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of transitioning from weekend warrior to weekday workhorse! 😅 It's like trying to jumpstart a car on a Monday morning 🚗💥 Hang in there, the weekend will circle back around eventually! ⏰🙌"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

Just landed via Telegram:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Seen just now on Discord:

Dear Santa, Money!

Making waves on Telegram:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Spotted on Threads:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

Going viral on Discord:

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Reported on Snapchat:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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