Funny hat quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine being committed to a hat longer than most marriages! 😆🎩 #TilDeathDoUsPart"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

  Commentary:
  "Yee-haw! 🤠🔫 Looks like we've got some feline cowboys patrolling the neighborhood! Just watch out for those cat-robbers, partner! 😸🐾 #WildWestWhiskers"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter miraculously reuniting with her hat and gloves 🧢🧤 after a school day. It's like they embark on their own adventures! 🚀😂 #ParentingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old debate between pie purists and pie rebels! 🥧🍲 Who knew that pastry could be so essential in defining a true pie? Just remember, a soup in a hat is still a soup with a sense of fashion! 🎩😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

  Commentary:
  "The name's Bond, James Bond… and I prefer my martinis shaken, not stirred, and hold the balloons, please! 🎩🎈 Agent 007 reporting for duty with a unique sense of style and some unexpected fears. Who says spies can't have quirks too? 😉🔫 #LicenseToChill"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, it seems like babies are born with a sense of fashion flair right from the start! 👶🎩 Just imagine little newborns strutting out into the world with their moms as the latest trend in headwear. 😄👒 It's safe to say that being a hat has never looked cuter or more unexpected! 🤣 #FashionForwardBaby

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