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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

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They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

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Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

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It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

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Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Spreading quickly via X:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Making waves on Twitch:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Just landed via Reddit:

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

Trending via Telegram:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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Funny hat quotes

Funny hat quotes 🎩 bring a splash of humor and style to your day! Whether you’re rocking a quirky beanie, a bold fedora, or a classic baseball cap 🧢, these witty sayings add personality and laughs to any look. Perfect for hat lovers and pun enthusiasts alike, dive into a world where headwear meets hilarity 😂✨—because life’s too short for boring hats!

New funny hat quotes 👇

2 days ago
Share →: Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

Commentary:
Baby in a bucket hat winning the 'Cutest Beach Accessory' award, because sunscreen wishes it could be that adorable! 🏖️👶🐚
2 months ago
Share →: I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

Commentary:
"Imagine being committed to a hat longer than most marriages! 😆🎩 #TilDeathDoUsPart"
4 months ago
Share →: Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

Commentary:
"Yee-haw! 🤠🔫 Looks like we've got some feline cowboys patrolling the neighborhood! Just watch out for those cat-robbers, partner! 😸🐾 #WildWestWhiskers"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Commentary:
"Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter miraculously reuniting with her hat and gloves 🧢🧤 after a school day. It's like they embark on their own adventures! 🚀😂 #ParentingStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old debate between pie purists and pie rebels! 🥧🍲 Who knew that pastry could be so essential in defining a true pie? Just remember, a soup in a hat is still a soup with a sense of fashion! 🎩😄"
6 months ago
Share →: The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Commentary:
"The name's Bond, James Bond… and I prefer my martinis shaken, not stirred, and hold the balloons, please! 🎩🎈 Agent 007 reporting for duty with a unique sense of style and some unexpected fears. Who says spies can't have quirks too? 😉🔫 #LicenseToChill"
6 months ago
Share →: If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, it seems like babies are born with a sense of fashion flair right from the start! 👶🎩 Just imagine little newborns strutting out into the world with their moms as the latest trend in headwear. 😄👒 It's safe to say that being a hat has never looked cuter or more unexpected! 🤣 #FashionForwardBaby

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Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Spotted on Facebook:

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Just shared via WeChat:

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Making waves on Slack:

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

Trending via Facebook:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

Breaking via X:

I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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