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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor's hat and is afraid of balloons.

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025