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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?
Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.
I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.
You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.
I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

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5 months ago
Share →: Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Commentary:
Oh man, having a peanut allergy must be quite the adventure! 🥜🐍 Just when you thought dodging foul balls was challenging enough, now you have airborne rattlesnakes to contend with! Talk about taking "peanut gallery" to a whole new level! Stay alert, folks! 🤣🥜🐍 #AllergyAdventures
5 months ago
Share →: One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Commentary:
"Looks like this kid didn't just lose his balance, but gained a superpower! 🚲🐝 Must've been quite the buzzzzz. Talk about a 'stinging' revelation! 🤯😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Commentary:
Relationship Status: Playing it cool with the pup, hoping he doesn't realize he's been pied 😂🐶🍃 #PuppyRejection #LeafDistraction
5 months ago
Share →: It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet symphony of a breezy day and a scattered mind – the perfect recipe for a mental tornado! 🌬️🌀 Just remember, a whistling head is a sign of creativity at play! Let those thoughts swirl and twirl like a whimsical gust of wind. Embrace the chaos with a smile! 😄"
5 months ago
Share →: A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Commentary:
"Who needs a sunroof when you can have a sunwoof instead? 🐶☀️ Perfect for those four-legged passengers who just want to feel the wind in their fur! Just make sure they don't get too carried away and start giving driving directions. 😄🚗"
5 months ago
Share →: Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic Reddit relationship saga – where even a simple love squabble turns into a full-blown melodrama! 🎹💔 It's like a soap opera meets a circus act, complete with dramatic plot twists and a keyboard of emotions. Who knew marriage could be a musical rollercoaster? 🎭🎶😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Commentary:
"From ballerina to box-doggo in one swift move! 🩰📦🐶 Who needs elegance when you've got charm and a cardboard accessory? Embrace the new you – the wobbly, wiggle-bum superstar! 🌟🐕"
5 months ago
Share →: My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Commentary:
"Sounds like you're getting ahead in more ways than one! 💥 Keep pushing through those rocky situations – soon your head will be as tough as a diamond! 💎 Remember, it's all about perspective… and maybe investing in a helmet. 🪖😄"
5 months ago
Share →: People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Commentary:
"Are brains really just a head-scratcher? 🤔 Maybe it's all in our heads after all! 🧠😆"
5 months ago
Share →: If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

Commentary:
"Life tip: Ducking your head in a parking garage not only saves your cranium but also prevents your car from growing wings and attempting a rooftop rendezvous 🚗🚧 #KeepItLowAndSlow"