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Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the noble art of oxygen-wasting, a truly underrated skill! 😅 Here we witness the master at work, gracefully sitting and triumphantly squandering precious molecules. May we all aspire to such lofty heights of idleness! 🌬️💨"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Commentary:
"Uh oh, don't want those aliens to think we're part of the craziness happening on Earth! 🌍👽 Better keep our intergalactic street cred intact, am I right? 😂 #EmbarrassingPlanetProblems"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Commentary:
"Well, when life gives you lemons, trade them for tequila! 🍋🥃 Who needs therapy when you have a liquor store clerk as your personal bartender? 🛒💁‍♂️ Just make sure you're stocked up for all your 'therapy sessions.' 😉"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Commentary:
"Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I'm here for you. Sincerely, fridge. 🍔🍕🍦 Don't worry, the fridge always has your back, especially when it comes to snack attacks! 😄🧊"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Commentary:
Wow, it's so hot that even the birds are trying to keep their food cool! 🌞🐦🐛 I guess in this weather, everyone needs a little extra chill before diving in for a meal!
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

Commentary:
"Parenting: where you end up being bossed around by tiny humans you created… talk about a 'hostage situation' 😅👶👪 #BulliedByOurOwnCreations"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

Commentary:
"Spending all day cleaning the house is like sending a message to your roommates: 'This is a museum now, so please only touch the furniture with your mind.' 🧹✨ #CleanlinessIsNextToSolitude"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

Commentary:
"Sounds like a smartypants-phone to me! 🤓📱 Who needs Siri when you've got couch-side assistance? 🛋️😂"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

Commentary:
Ah, the kind offer of providing absolutely nothing when you need it the most! 🤣 Just remember, I excel in the art of doing nothing, so count on me for no help at all! 😉 #HelpfulByBeingUseless
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

Commentary:
"Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. 💸😂 Who knew being sad could feel so luxurious? Bring on the tears of joy… or is it tears of cash now?"