98 Funny here quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

  Commentary:
  "Living the dream? More like living a nightmare! 😂💭 Who dreams of chaos and madness, am I right? This is the stuff of a comedy movie gone wrong! 🤪 #RealityCheck"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

  Commentary:
  "Shhh…the library isn't ready for these sick beats! 🤫🎤 Let's keep the quiet quirkiness and the boom bap separate, folks. Or maybe we can start a new trend: Beatboxing in the Biblioteca! 🎧📚 #QuietPlease #BeatsNotBooks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the secret to becoming rich lies not in moving your couch, but in moving your money 🛋️💸 Who knew financial success didn't come with free furniture rearrangement tips? 🤔😂 #CouchConfusion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's got a shovel and an ambitious to-do list! 💪🕳️ Who knew multi-tasking could be so… thrilling? 😅 #DIYGraves #GraveMistakes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

  Commentary:
  "🗳️ If you think voting is pointless, wait until you hear about writing posts here… where your opinions are like a drop in the ocean, and your witty comebacks have a shelf life shorter than a mayfly's morning coffee ☕️💬 Keep on typing, digital warriors, someday the memes shall inherit the Earth! 💻🌍"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

  Commentary:
  Those beavers are true pioneers in the world of real estate development! 🏡🌲 Nothing says confidence like completely redesigning the landscape to suit your own aquatic needs. Who needs neighbors when you've got a lake to call your own, right? 😄🦫 #BeaverGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

  Commentary:
  "Well, looks like this therapist decided to hand you over like a hot potato 🥔🌶️ But hey, don't worry, group therapy can be like a stand-up comedy show with a touch of emotional support 🤝🎤🤣 So get ready to share the spotlight and spread some laughs… or tears 😅😭 #GroupTherapyJourney"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this bus ride has turned into a farm adventure! 🐑🐄 Don't worry, you'll be a bonafide farmhand by the time you reach your destination. Embrace the rural charm and enjoy the company of your woolly and mooing companions! 🚌🌾

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old game of conversing with oneself, with a sidekick presence to maintain a shred of normalcy. 🤪 Just remember, two heads are better than one, even if one of them is technically yours! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've checked into the Hotel California of technology – where the only escape is a weak Wi-Fi signal 📱🔒 Better hold onto your charger and maintain a healthy dose of phone-free time to avoid becoming a permanent resident in Cell Block 'Battery Low'!"

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