Funny high five quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

  Commentary:
  "Can you even imagine being this cool and collected? 😎 One hand casually in the pocket, doling out high fives like it's no big deal 🖐️. Talk about handling haters with finesse! 🤣 #TooChillForDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

  Commentary:
  Trying to recover from a botched high five is like trying to un-send a risky text message… it's just awkward city, population: you and your flailing hand 🤦‍♂️🤝 Don't worry, we've all been there!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

  Commentary:
  "Who says men can't multitask? 🏈🚚✋ The ideal man is a pro at juggling cool thoughts like tossing a football, cruising in a monster truck, and doling out high fives like it's his full-time job! Just another day in the life of a true legend."

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