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Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Freshly posted on X:

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Just shared via Threads:

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

Going viral on Reddit:

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Just landed via WeChat:

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

Making waves on YouTube:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

Trending via Discord:

It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

Trending via Snapchat:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

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99 shares on Pinterest this month:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

37 shares on X this month:

Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

31 shares on Threads this month:

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

17 folks are currently checking 👀

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I put the mess in domestic.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,321

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Just landed via Instagram:

The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Breaking via TikTok:

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Just shared via WeChat:

Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.

Spotted on Instagram:

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Going viral on Reddit:

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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