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Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ has downloaded:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡· has viewed:

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

Just landed via Reddit:

Going from β€œI can fix her” to β€œI don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If I ask β€œWhat’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m not β€œlate”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of β€œtime”.

Just shared via Slack:

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Making waves on X:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Making waves on Snapchat:

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

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99 shares on TikTok this month:

Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

78 shares on Slack this month:

I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

13 shares on Slack this month:

Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

They should list at least one alien β€œas himself” in the Star Wars credits.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

78 shares on Slack this month:

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

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I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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You can add β€œcha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

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Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

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August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

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Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ has viewed:

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with β€œJust so I understand …”

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡© has shared:

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­ has bookmarked:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Someone from πŸ‡―πŸ‡² has viewed:

Kids be like: β€œNice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

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Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¨ has copied:

No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡· has bookmarked:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said β€˜You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡· has viewed:

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Spotted on X:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Trending via Snapchat:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Just shared via Messenger:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

Live now on Messenger:

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

Trending via Telegram:

Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

Spotted on Telegram:

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

Shared recently on Slack:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Breaking via Discord:

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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