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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

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Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

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Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

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They should invent a good thing that happens.

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

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Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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Funny homework quotes are the perfect way to lighten up those late-night study sessions 📚✨ Whether you’re procrastinating or just need a laugh 😂, these witty gems turn homework headaches into smiles 😄. Dive into a world where math problems become jokes and essays get a sprinkle of humor 🎉. Get ready to giggle while you grind—because learning doesn’t have to be boring! 🎈🚀

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Share →: Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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When homework takes a backseat to PowerPoint skills: future CEO in the making! 📊😂📱
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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When your math skills are as useful as a chocolate teapot 🤔📚🍫
$Funny homework quotes - You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.$

4 months ago
Share →: You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

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"When you have to choose between a relaxing evening and diving headfirst into the world of fractions and long division…well, there goes the peace ☕📚🤯 #ParentingStruggles #MathMadness"
6 months ago
Share →: The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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"Ah, the age-old wisdom of parental psychology: Want your kid to magically become motivated to do homework? Just mention chores! 🧹💡 It's amazing how the promise of algebra suddenly makes folding laundry seem like the better option. 📚➡️🧺 #ParentingHack"
$Funny homework quotes - You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!$

6 months ago
Share →: You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

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"Who says parenting can't be fun and educational at the same time? 🤓🍸 Let's just hope the math problems don't start getting blurry after a few sips! 😂 #MathMomsGoneWild"
6 months ago
Share →: If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

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"Ah, the age-old parenting hack – the elusive art of distraction! 🧺📚 Tell a teen to fold laundry and suddenly math problems seem like a piece of cake! 🤣 Who knew chores could be the homework motivation we've all been searching for? 🤷‍♂️ #ParentingWin"

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

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Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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