Funny honk quotes

• Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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  6 days ago

  both, dead, driving, faster, frustration, here, honk, humor, i, impatience, just, me, parking, parking spot, rage, road, road rage, sit, someone, spot, stubbornness, traffic, us, waiting

• I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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  1 week ago

  better, bumper, bumper sticker, confidence, driving, feel, got, green, green light, honk, humor, i, just, light, lights, myself, pretty, self-esteem, sit, sometimes, sticker, think

• Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

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  2 weeks ago

  honk, humor, playful, sleep, thang

• It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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  2 weeks ago

  driving, everyone, good, green, honk, humor, lights, need, patience, people, smartphone, technology, thing, turn

• It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

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  2 weeks ago

  annoyance, awesome, bro, cross, driving, family, honk, humor, i, just, move, moving, pedestrians, people, rage, right, road, road rage, sarcasm, should

• If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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  2 weeks ago

  better, better person, driving, driving humor, honk, humor, i, irony, maybe, person, rage, road, road rage

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