Funny impress quotes

She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Money doesn't impress me. Giving it to me does.

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025