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Funny jar quotes

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won't open.

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025
A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025