11 Funny jar quotes

• Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

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  argument, ask, contradiction, couch, girl, girls, help, humor, jar, open, relationship, strength, throw

• A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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  butter, comfort, comfort food, fix, food, humor, jar, me, peanut, peanut butter, snack, spoonful

• My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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  commitment, ex, food, giant, humor, i, issues, jar, joke, Nutella, relationship

• Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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  frustration, humor, jar, lid, open, struggle, swear

• You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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  everyone, expectations, happiness, happy, humor, individuality, jar, Nutella, reality, self-acceptance

• My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

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  finance, humor, investment, IPO, jar, joke, money, soon, swear, swear jar

• My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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  cursing, finance, funny week, having, humor, jar, language, money, profitable, swear, swear jar, week

• A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

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  end, fundraising, humor, hunger, jar, media, satire, social, social media, swear, swear jar, Twitter, world, world hunger

• A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

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  end, fundraising, humor, hunger, irony, jar, media, satire, social, social media, swear, swear jar, Twitter, world, world hunger

• I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

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  context, humor, jar, open, self-deprecation, strength, strong

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