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Funny jar quotes bring a splash of humor to your kitchen or office space 🍯😂! Whether you’re saving coins, snacks, or secrets, these witty sayings turn ordinary jars into conversation starters 🗣️✨. Perfect for brightening up your day or gifting a smile, they add a quirky twist to everyday moments. Ready to jar some laughs? Let’s dive into the funniest vibes bottled up just for you! 🎉🥳

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Posted onFeb 5, 2025Feb 5, 2025

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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