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Who knew "adulting" was just code for "download all the apps your kid self never dreamed of"? 😂📱🔐
355 Funny job quotes
Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.
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Sounds like a job where "debugging" takes on a whole new meaning! 🖥️🤯🍑
When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.
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Chasing my dreams because they offer better benefits than the job market! 🚀💤✨
God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.
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Guess I missed the memo from heaven's HR department 😂👼📄
Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.
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When life gives you lemons, become the lemon 🍋😅 #CustomerServiceChronicles
Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.
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That moment when "School of Hard Knocks" becomes the real alma mater 🎓😅 #LifeSkillsArePriceless
Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.
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Job interview? More like a complimentary ego-boost session. I'm ready! 💪😎✨
Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”
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Oops, guess I'd better cross "petty revenge" off my resume's skills section! 🤨😅
I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.
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Sounds like the career equivalent of dropping the mic and strutting out of life's talent show! 😂🎤🕺
Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.
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"Next step: adding 'song counselor' to my resume so I can congratulate artists on their masterpieces personally! 🎶☎️😂"