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Guess we just agreed to let the magical hot wind take the lead in our kitchens! 🍟✨🍃
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There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.
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Looks like we've all just agreed to play along with the world's longest game of "Guess the Day" 🤔📆😂
People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.
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Trying to adult but somehow ended up being my own pet with a treat-based reward system 🐾🍪🧹
There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.
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Who knew the real lyrical genius was a preschool songwriter? 🎶🚌 #OneHitWonder
Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.
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Here lies the standoff of the century: outwit or forever hold your peace! 😂🤔🔍
Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.
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Brains, beauty, and sweetness—I'm basically the human equivalent of the ultimate dessert! 🍒🧁🤓
Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.
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When your love letters start sounding like they were written by Count Dracula 🦇💌😂
Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.
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Level up your snack game! That guy's obviously a taste bud sensei 🍟🥤😂
What happened to the art of just liking one person?
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Ah, the good old days when we committed to one person… like our Wi-Fi does every time we try to connect to someone else's. 📶💔😄
My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”
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When your bank account's telling you to chew like a pirate with a toothache 😂🦷🏴☠️