575 Funny know quotes

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  Why waste time decoding signals when you can just get a Wi-Fi password faster? 😆📶

  advice, best, confused, confusion, dating, dating advice, ever, humor, know, love, need, piece, relationship

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  Getting older is basically a quest to avoid all lines. Next stop: teleportation! 🚶‍♂️➡️🏠✨

  aging, faster, humor, i, know, lesson, life, life lesson, line, much, number, older, patience, things, wait, waiting, zero

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  Guess I'm lead-ing my way to gains with an extra sprinkle of mystery minerals 😅🔍💪

  drink, drinking, gross, humor, i, joke, know, lead, misunderstanding, oh, only, powder, protein

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  Having a permanent dance party with my existential dread! 💃🤯😊

  crisis, humor, impossible, know, life, middle, midlife, midlife crisis, ongoing, ongoing crisis, period, reflection, self, self-reflection

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  Wishing for a "Sugar Daddy Santa" website where dreams come true and funds mysteriously appear! 🎅💸✨

  anonymous, anonymous gift, charity, gift, gift giving, give, giving, know, money, people, person, philanthropy, post, rich, rich person, should, website, where, wish, wishes

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  Even if I forget to feed 'em once or twice… unconditional fluffiness for the win! 🐾😂

  dog, end, friendship, humor, know, love, loyalty, pet

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like downloading a large file on dial-up internet 😂⏳📂

  actually, bonding, friendship, fun, humor, introvert, know, me, once, patience, personality, relationship, skills, social, social skills, time

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your blanket just initiated fight club! 🥊🛏️😂

  accident, accident humor, accidentally, blanket, clumsy, describe, face, fail, humor, i, know, life, myself, pull, punch, relatable, self-harm, trying, while

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  Guess we can't all pay rent in "exposure" dollars! 🎨💼😂

  adulting, chat, creative, employment, group, group chat, humor, insurance, know, needs, someone, underemployed

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  When in doubt, just wing it with punctuation; even your keyboard is confused 😂✍️

  ahead, doing, grammar, humor, joke, know, mistake, punctuation, semi-colon, semicolon, writing, wrong

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