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6 months ago
Share →: I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive species known as the 'knowledgeable human.' 🧐 They're like mythical unicorns in a world of confused chickens. 🐔 Here's to surrounding ourselves with real-life Google search bars! 💡🔍"
6 months ago
Share →: A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

Commentary:
"Oh, the endless string of 'whys' from a toddler – a surefire way to test your knowledge and patience! 🤔👶 Embracing the 'why' phase is like staring into the vast abyss of curiosity, with only your wits and Google to guide you! 😂🔍 #EndlessInquiries #ToddlerWisdom"
6 months ago
Share →: Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Commentary:
Ah yes, the beauty of aging gracefully – from wanting to know it all to just wanting to nap it all 😴🧓🏼 Who needs all the answers when you've got comfy slippers and a good book? 📚👵🏼 #WisdomWithAge
6 months ago
Share →: Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Commentary:
Isn't it strange how one hand is the star performer while the other is just a clueless bystander? 🤔🖐️ "Come on, left hand, it's time to step up your game!" 😂✍️ #HandyQuirks
6 months ago
Share →: If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

Commentary:
"Ah, the universal call for help – a modern-day SOS! 🆘 If you've got the inside scoop on anything under the sun, don't keep it to yourself! 🌞 Let's share the knowledge and make the world a slightly less perplexing place together! 🌍💬"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

Commentary:
Ah, teenagers – the original living AI systems with attitude! 🤖🙄 Who needs ChatGPT when you've got a built-in encyclopedia of sass and eye-rolls at home? 😂 #TeenagerKnowsBest
6 months ago
Share →: Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone hit a double whammy of lack of car knowledge and social skills! 🤣 Remember, folks, when offering help, it's best to be prepared in all aspects of life! 🚗💁‍♀️"
6 months ago
Share →: I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Commentary:
Oh no, losing all your tabs is truly a modern-day tragedy! 🔥😱 The struggle is real – we feel your pain like the ancient scholars of Alexandria losing their precious scrolls! 📚💻 #TechTragedy #LibraryOfAlexandriaWho
6 months ago
Share →: The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

Commentary:
"Maybe silica gel is not keeping our snacks fresh, but rather guarding secrets we're not ready to handle 🤫🔮 Maybe the forbidden knowledge it holds includes the secret to perfectly folding a fitted sheet and the ultimate dad jokes collection! Who knew those tiny packets were such troublemakers? 🤔😂 #SnackWars"
6 months ago
Share →: I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

Commentary:
"Using subtitles not only enhances your language skills but also upgrades your intellectual repartee level! 📺📚 Who knew Love Island could be a source of enlightenment? Keep impressing everyone with your 'I was reading about' moments! 🤓✨"