53 Funny lazy quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?
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  5 months ago

  View →: The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!
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  5 months ago

  View →: Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

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