52 Funny lie quotes

Funny lie quotes 😂 are the perfect way to add a dash of humor to the everyday fibs we all tell! From little white lies to those whoppers that make your friends burst into laughter 🤣, these quotes capture the art of deception with a wink and a smile 😉. Whether you’re a master storyteller or just appreciate a good chuckle, dive into the world of hilarious fibs that’ll leave you grinning 😄.

Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

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Oops! I think I need to file this under 'Mission Impossible'. 🍫🔍😬

It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

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When your computer gives you everything except what you asked for 😂🖥️📁

You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

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So you're saying honesty is like the best memory hack ever? 🧠🔑😂

I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

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One way to keep the romance sizzling: using the ladder more than the love song! 🔋😂🚨

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

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When the truth takes a day off and fantasy works overtime 😅🤥💼

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

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Just make sure your "boss" doesn't accidentally mention how you used to entertain the whole "office" with karaoke Fridays! 🎤😂

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

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Well, I guess we're getting dirty one way or another! 🌱😂🪴

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

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Gray or grey, I'm just waiting for 'em to make up their mind so I can stop color-coding chaos 😂🎨🖍️

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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This is me every morning, and caffeine rewards me for being consistent 😂☕💤

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

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When you realize holding onto the corner of a fitted sheet is the most committed relationship you’ve ever been in 😂🛏️