Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle of dealing with the brutal honesty! 🤭💻 It's like trying to stream your favorite show, only for the WiFi to suddenly ghost you. 😂📶 Just standing there, lost in the digital abyss, contemplating your life choices and waiting for the universe to hit play again. 🤔🔄 #TruthHurts #WiFiWoes

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimism of telling ourselves it can’t get worse… only to be spectacularly proven wrong! 🙈 Hang in there, you're in for a wild ride of going from bad to worse! 🎢😂"

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Commentary:
"Well, at least they were honest about lying… I guess? 🤷‍♂️ Can't fault their ambition, right? 💸😂 #Mastermind"

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Commentary:
Oh, the audacity of habitual liars! 🤥🤫 It's almost as if they believe they're starring in their own secret reality show – "The Real Fibbers of Too-Clever-ville" 🌟🎭 Just a friendly reminder to all the fibbers out there: honesty is the best policy! 💁‍♂️🚫🤥

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Commentary:
"Every time I say 'no worries', just know that my brain is over-flowing with a lively parade of worries, anxieties, and random thoughts 🙃 Some call it multitasking, I call it a chaotic mess 💭 #SoManyWorries #OopsIDidItAgain"

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio's.

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

Commentary:
Absolutely! Here's a playful take on that quote:

"Just imagine the world if Pinocchio's nose rule applied! 🤥👃📏 We'd have a forest of noses sprouting up faster than you can say 'fib'! 🌳😂 Who needs lie detectors when we have lying noses to give us away? 🚫🤥👃 #TruthTellersUnite"

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Commentary:
"Well, talk about a plot twist! 🤯 Who knew personality quizzes could be the ultimate form of intimacy? 💁‍♂️ Better get ready to discover whether you're a 'Which Disney princess are you?' or a 'What kind of cheese matches your aura?' kind of person! 🧀✨"

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Commentary:
Well, isn't life just a series of epic performances sprinkled with a touch of drama and a pinch of embellishment? 🎭😂 Remember, it's all just a dress rehearsal until the final curtain call! Why not add some jazz hands and a fabulous finale to your story? 💃🕺💫

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

Commentary:
Looks like those 3K+ people need to find their moral compass 🧭 because lying about a recipe is truly a culinary crime! 🤥🍳 Hope they whip up a better batch of honesty next time! 😉👩‍🍳

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

Commentary:
"Parenting: the only job where naptime is a fantasy and bedtime is a negotiation. 💤😂 #ParentingDilemmas"