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- Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.
- Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?
- I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.
- Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.
- Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.
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- Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.
- Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?
- I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.
- Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.
- Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.
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