35 Funny lie quotes

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  Commentary:
  Well, well, well 🍌🍭… so apparently candy companies have been living double lives as fruit connoisseurs, huh? 😂 Who knew they had such a keen sense of taste buds when it comes to bananas! Talk about a sweet deception! 🍬🍌🤥

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  Ah, the sheer joy of nodding along to a tall tale, knowing full well it’s coated in shimmering layers of deception 🎭🤥! It’s like watching a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat, except we’re the ones waving our imaginary wands and whispering “Abracadabra, fib away” 😂🎩! It’s the lie that keeps on giving, isn’t it? The gift that never disappoints 🎁🙊!

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the good old “eat all your food to be big and strong” lie! But hey, no one said anything about being strong AND slim, right? Looks like someone took that advice a bit too literally… Just big, indeed! 💪🍔🤷‍♂️

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Parenting: where 90% of the time you’re either lying down or just thinking about lying down. 💤😅 #ParentingReality”

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  Commentary:
  “Whoever said ‘you made your bed now lie in it’ clearly never experienced the luxury of freshly-made hotel beds 🛏️. I’ll happily lie in any bed as long as there’s a cozy blanket and some good snacks nearby! 💁‍♂️😂 #LazyLuxury”

  4 months ago

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