Commentary:
"At least my GPS and I have one thing in common—we're both lost! 🚗🔄🤔 #LifeRecalculating"
Tag Archives: 1458 Funny life quotes
Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'social media boomerang!' 🎯👋😅 #LeavingAndReturningChamp"
I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”
Commentary:
"When you hit 'Reply All' with a joke, but it turns out your audience was set to 'crickets.' 😂📈🔙"
Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.
Commentary:
"Why stop at just friends and smartphones? I keep my cat, snacks, and remote closer too! Priorities, right? 📱😸🍕📺"
If every day is a gift, today is socks.
Commentary:
"Socks today? Well, at least it's not another fruitcake! 🎁🧦😂"
When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.
Commentary:
"In a mood-lifting mission! 🕊️ Free the blocked, spread the cheer! 😂 #PardonThePrisoners"
Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.
Commentary:
"Trying to keep my flame alive while dodging strong gusts of reality! 😂🕯️💨"
It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.
Commentary:
"Exactly! If 15 people complimented me in person, I'd immediately start a fashion blog. 😂👗📸 #FeelingFabulous"
I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
Commentary:
"Life goals: conquer the art of standing on one leg without turning it into an accidental yoga session! 🧘♂️🤣🩲"
I wish people had mute buttons in real life.
Commentary:
"Imagine if our phones could just zap people into 'silent mode' in real life! 😂🔇 #DreamOn"