15 Funny LinkedIn quotes

• Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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  activity, being, better, cigarette, cigarettes, dream, ever, fun, fun activity, humor, LinkedIn, networking, socializing, tool

• My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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  able, account, career, career goal, delete, detox, digital, digital detox, goal, humor, job, just, LinkedIn, media, online, online presence, point, presence, social, social media

• Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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  boyfriend, build, connect, humor, LinkedIn, media, relationship, request, social, social media, want

• There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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  communication, fundamental, fundamental issue, humor, interact, interaction, issue, LinkedIn, media, networking, people, social, social media, something, wrong

• The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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  advice, career, career advice, choices, closer, decision, every, having, humor, i, job, life, life choices, LinkedIn, motivation, moves, only, professional, professional life, work

• There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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  amazing, baby, connect, eyes, family, i, life, LinkedIn, nephew, new, new life, something, spiritual, stop, thinking

• LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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  ago, desperation, drink, help, hope, humor, idiot, job, LinkedIn, networking, past, six, where

• The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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  bullshit, communication, content, humor, irony, length, LinkedIn, media, post, professional, social, social media

• No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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  am, employment, humor, i, job, LinkedIn, open, required, sarcasm, work

• I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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  ago, coworkers, funny observation, i, life, LinkedIn, media, nostalgia, observation, past, past photos, photos, social, social media, work, work life, year’s, years ago

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