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13 Funny LinkedIn quotes

Funny LinkedIn quotes offer a refreshing break from the professional grind of networking and career building! πŸ˜„πŸ’Ό From witty takes on job hunting and office life to humorous observations about the world of LinkedIn connections, these quotes capture the lighter side of the business world. Enjoy a laugh and find some levity in the often serious landscape of professional networking! πŸ˜…πŸ“ˆ

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

No LinkedIn, I am not β€œopen to work,” I am required to work.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are β€œthrilled” on LinkedIn.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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