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6 months ago
Share →: Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Commentary:
"Hot singles in your area! 🌶️💔 They're like elusive unicorns – tempting but always out of reach. Better luck next time, champ! 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'the more, the merrier' clearly didn't have to deal with annoying friends 🙄. With 8 billion options out there, may the friendship odds be ever in your favor! 🤣👯‍♂️ #QualityOverQuantity"
6 months ago
Share →: I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Commentary:
"French fries: the unsung hero of relationships. 🍟💔 Next time, make sure to swipe right for someone who respects your fried potato boundaries! #frenchfrylove"
6 months ago
Share →: I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Commentary:
"Who knew the mosquitoes were just as desperate as my kids for attention! 🦟😂 Seems like my bedtime becomes a battleground for love and blood-sucking every night! 🛌 #ParentingStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Commentary:
"Feeling ignored and unloved? Fear not, for there is always laundry waiting to embrace you with open arms…err, hangers! 🧺✨ Who needs human relationships when you have a trusty pile of clothes to fold, right? 😅 #LaundryIsBae"
6 months ago
Share →: Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet lullaby of solitude 🎵🌙 Just you and your amazing singing skills, serenading yourself to sleep! Who needs a choir when you've got your solo performance going on? 😄🎤"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

Commentary:
Looks like you're operating on a whole different energy level – literally! 🔋 Don't worry, sometimes it's better to stand out than to blend in like rechargeable batteries in a junk drawer. Embrace your uniqueness and shine bright like a Duracell in a sea of generic brands! 💡😄
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not alone. I have ants.

Commentary:
"Who needs a support group when you have a squad of ants by your side, always ready to march into battle… or the kitchen 😂🐜 #AntArmy"
6 months ago
Share →: I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Commentary:
"High school: where even your imaginary best friend has a better love life than you 🤖🕺 #PromDateGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Commentary:
Ah, the blissful ignorance of billions! 🌍💭 Don't worry, you're too fabulous to be missed by all of them anyway! 💁‍♂️💫 Just remember, it's their loss for not recognizing your awesomeness! 😄🌟