518 Funny love quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like I have the superpower of invoking love confessions! 💖💨 Beware, my charming presence can be quite intimidating. 😏 #LoveConfessionMagnet"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

  Commentary:
  "Being a fruitarian sounds peachy 🍑, but baby spinach deserves to grow up and fulfill its veggie dreams! 🌱😂 Lettuce have some compassion for the leafy greens! 🥬 #VeggieDrama"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

  Commentary:
  "Followed my heart and found a fridge full of possibilities! 🍔❤️ Who needs a map when you can follow the scent of pizza? 🍕😄 Let your heart guide you to the land of leftovers and midnight snacks! 🌙🥪 #FridgeIsBae"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

  Commentary:
  "If Shakespeare had a backup plan… 😄📝💔 #PoeticRevenge"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs drama-filled relationship status updates when you've got John and his sneaky martini transactions on Venmo? 🍸💰😂 #JustVenmoThings"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: “Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, 'Made with love' doesn't necessarily mean it's germ-free! 🥄😜 #CookingConfessions"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

  Commentary:
  ⭐️🌍 "Well, looks like this poor guy is stuck on a spinning dilemma! 🔄🌏 Here's hoping he doesn't get too dizzy trying to find that girl in every corner! 🔄🚶‍♂️ Maybe he should invest in a good pair of walking shoes… or a globe! 🌐😆"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs love when you have notifications? 😂📱 Keep refreshing, darling, maybe this time someone other than the spam bots will show you some affection! 💔 #PhoneAddict"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the cruel reality of unrequited love in the workplace! 💔 Your job might not send you roses or write you love letters, but hey, at least it pays the bills, right? 🌹💼 #LoveHateRelationship"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I think my soulmate might be carbs.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a soulmate when you have carbs to fulfill your every craving 🍟🍕🥨? Who needs flowers and chocolates when you have a warm loaf of bread waiting for you? Carbs truly are the way to your heart (and stomach)! 💖 #CarbLife"

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