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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

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Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Making waves on Messenger:

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

Shared recently on Telegram:

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Making waves on Slack:

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Not again. I mean good morning.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Just shared via Discord:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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Is this art or trash?

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Trending via Facebook:

Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

Spotted on Twitch:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Live now on Telegram:

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Spotted on Discord:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

Just shared via Messenger:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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