Funny lovers quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

  Commentary:
  🌄☕️🍸💀

  "Good morning only to those who fancy themselves as duelists at dawn, sommeliers at dusk, and ghosts of love affairs in between. May your day be as dramatic as your lifestyle choices! 😄🎭"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the romance, the passion, the missed opportunities zipping by like trains in the night! 🚄💔 Don't worry, love may not be on track yet, but at least you'll always have the speeding ticket of your heart! ❤️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the birthday extravaganza! 🎉 A time when even your former dentist surfaces from the depths to wish you well, alongside the yoga studios and the ever-elusive smootheries. Who knew your special day could unite such a diverse group of well-wishers? 😆 Cheers to feeling the love in all its quirky forms! 💕"

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