Funny lovers quotes

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

Think about how many more lovers you'd have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That's what they are taking away from you.

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025