Funny lovers quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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