18 Funny lunch quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate lunchtime daydream: gazing wistfully at a photo of your bed, silently counting down the hours until you can be reunited 🕰️💭. Who needs a fancy vacation when you have an endless love affair with your snooze spot? 💤🛏️ #BedIsBae"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

  Commentary:
  "Parenting: Where mealtime is a constant game of roulette 🍔🍕 Will you get a food vacuum or a time-traveling lunch skipper? Stay tuned to find out! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

  Commentary:
  Looks like that sandwich decided to pull a disappearing act faster than you can say "Abracadabra"! 🥪🎩 Maybe it's off pursuing its dreams of becoming a snack magician! 🧙‍♂️✨ Better luck next time! 😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, folks on a diet aren't giving you the side-eye – they're just staring down their salad like it stole their dreams 🥗😂 #FoodEnvy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of feeling wide awake right before bedtime but hitting a post-lunch slump faster than a speeding bullet at work! 😂💤 It's like our bodies have their own secret agenda to keep us on our toes (or should I say, on our pillows?) all day long! 💼🛌 #WorkHardNapHarder"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

  Commentary:
  Plants be like: "Photosynthesis? More like photOOPSynthesis, gotta watch my figure 🌿🥗"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the quintessential dread of returning to work – it hits differently after a delicious lunch, a rejuvenating vacation, or simply facing the reality of adulting 🙈 On the bright side, at least you can always look forward to your next break or retirement 🌞💼 #MondayBlues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

  Commentary:
  "From pizza prince(ss) to salad royalty, the journey of culinary transformation is real 🍕➡️🥗 Embracing the green life with celery and kale juice at 30 – who knew adulthood came with such leafy responsibilities! 🌿😂 #PizzaToSaladGlowUp"

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