20 Funny makeup quotes

• Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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  2 months ago

  ago, change, cosmetic, future, gas, humor, i, liquid, makeup, pigmented, pigmented gas, powder, prediction, technology

• Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

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  2 months ago

  am, beauty, confusing, confusion, cosmetics, humor, i, makeup, matte, satire, shine, shiny, skincare, sweaty, women

• The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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  2 months ago

  beauty, beauty product, cosmetics, discontinued, favorite, first-world, first-world problem, frustration, having, lover, makeup, makeup lover, problem, product

• For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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  2 months ago

  always, beauty, Dracula, eyeliner, fashion, goth, guy, humor, joke, makeup, reflection, vampire

• You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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  2 months ago

  act, around, beauty, beauty product, calm, confidence, cool, cosmetics, eyeliner, fear, humor, liquid, makeup, product, sense

• I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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  2 months ago

  encounter, everyone, hair, house, humor, i, know, left, makeup, relatable, run, sure, wet

• Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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  2 months ago

  beauty, dating, failure, humor, love, make-up, makeup, relationship, waste

• Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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  2 months ago

  beauty, eat, humor, inside, joke, makeup, pretty, self-esteem, wit

• I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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  2 months ago

  always, beauty, beauty routine, face, grooming, humor, i, make-up, makeup, men, routine, shaving, stupid, women, wonder

• Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

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  2 months ago

  beauty, comment, eye, eyes, funny comment, humor, itchy, itchy eye, joke, makeup, mascara, smoky, smoky eye

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