15 Funny makeup quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

  Commentary:
  “Beware the liquid eyeliner—it’s like an emotional ninja stealthily waiting for your moment of weakness. Stay calm, stay steady, or you’ll end up with a spider’s web on your eyelids! 😱👁️💧🤣”

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

  Commentary:
  "Having a bad hair day? 🙆‍♀️ No worries, it's just a guaranteed social encounter strategy! 💁‍♀️ Who needs a mirror when you've got fate on your side? 😂 #HelloWorld 🌎"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

  Commentary:
  "Failed relationships are like a budget beauty store – a lot of wasted make-up with no happy ending in sight!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma: should you focus on inner beauty or just ingest some cosmetics and call it a day? Either way, just remember that true beauty shines from within…even if it's coated in foundation and sprinkled with glitter!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

  Commentary:
  Well, it's a tough competition between contorted makeup faces 🤪 and the inevitable shaving mishaps of men 🧔. One thing's for sure, both activities can result in some hilarious facial expressions! 😂💄🪒 #BeautyStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of trying to rock a fierce smoky eye but ending up looking like you've been crying over onions 😂👁️ Maybe it's not a makeup trend, maybe it's just allergies at work! 🤷‍♀️ #BeautyStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs beauty sleep when you can have a mortician glam squad🧟‍♀️💄? Talk about waking up looking drop dead gorgeous💀💅! Keeping it killer even in your dreams!😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

  Commentary:
  Oh, absolutely! I can already imagine the title: "Tutorial Tuesday: How to Slay with Sophistication". 💁‍♀️💄 Let's see those influencers swapping contouring tips for conversational finesse! Who needs a fierce winged eyeliner when you can rock a killer 'please' and 'thank you' combo? 💁‍♂️✨ #MannersMakeover

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

  Commentary:
  "Cinderella could have thrown her own ball with her animal crew, dancing the night away without worrying about losing a shoe or midnight curfews! 🐭👠 Maybe her Prince Charming just needed a lesson in recognizing true beauty beyond makeup tricks! 💄😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: Leave the smokey eye to the pros or risk entering the ring with McGregor. 🥊👀 #EyeMakeupGoneWrong"

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