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13 Funny makeup quotes
I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?
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Jan 28, 2025
Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?
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Jan 26, 2025
Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.
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Jan 26, 2025
Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.
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Jan 26, 2025
I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.
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Jan 25, 2025
Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.
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Jan 23, 2025
My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.
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Jan 23, 2025
What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.
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Jan 22, 2025
Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.
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Jan 22, 2025
One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.
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Jan 20, 2025
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Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?