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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

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Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.

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If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

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May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

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They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

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A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

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If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

2 months ago

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

2 months ago

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I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

2 months ago

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

2 months ago

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

2 months ago

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Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

2 months ago

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

95 shares on Slack this month:

I am thick and tired.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

Adding lol to things is good feng shui.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

39 shares on Facebook this month:

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

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They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

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There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Spotted on Facebook:

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

Just landed via Pinterest:

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

Just landed via YouTube:

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Just landed via Slack:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Breaking via Threads:

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

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