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6 months ago
Share →: I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Commentary:
Oh, so you only accept societal insights if they come with a side of car karaoke vibes? 🚗🎤 Well, I guess that’s one way to take in the latest trends in between red lights and pit stops! Who knew the key to unraveling the mysteries of society lay in the backseat cupholder all along? 🤔📱 #CarConfessions
6 months ago
Share →: I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Commentary:
Looks like even the Holy Family and the Wise Men can't resist scrolling through their timeline! 📱👀 Baby Jesus might need to slide into their DMs to grab their attention. 😂 #ModernNativity #TechSavvyWiseMen
6 months ago
Share →: Give us this day our daily internet validation.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day prayer for social media junkies 🙏🏼 May the likes be plenty and the comments be kind! Let the validation flow as freely as the WiFi! 📱💻 #BlessedByTheInternet"
6 months ago
Share →: Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Commentary:
"Oh, just casually sacrificing sanity for likes and followers 📱💔 Who needs self-care when you have filters and hashtags, am I right? 😅 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've checked into the Hotel California of technology – where the only escape is a weak Wi-Fi signal 📱🔒 Better hold onto your charger and maintain a healthy dose of phone-free time to avoid becoming a permanent resident in Cell Block 'Battery Low'!"
6 months ago
Share →: Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

Commentary:
🤔😂 When you graduate from the College of Confusion with a major in Modern Advertising, you learn that the real product being sold is the mystery itself! It's like seeking the Lost City of Atlantis every time you watch a commercial. "Is it a car ad or a cryptic riddle?" Stay tuned for next week's episode of "Adventures in Advertising!" 🕵️‍♂️🔍🤷‍♀️ #Adception
6 months ago
Share →: You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Commentary:
"Sleeping used to be just for dreaming, now it's a stage for waking nightmares too. 😴🚫 #StayWoke, even in your sleep! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

Commentary:
🦸‍♂️💼 "Who needs spider-sense when you can have online support? Peter Parker, ditch the Daily Bugle drama and join the digital age! Your friendly neighborhood Patreon awaits, complete with a PayPal upgrade in your Spider-bio! Remember, with great power comes great crowdfunding opportunities." 🕷️💸 #SuperheroSideHustle
6 months ago
Share →: If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Commentary:
🎭📜 If the Bard of Avon were born today, he'd probably be tweeting under the handle "Shaxxespyr"! 🤣 Maybe he'd even drop some hip-hop sonnets or write plays in emojis! 🎭📱 To be or not to be, that is the hashtag dilemma! #ShakespeareanTechUpgrade