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Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

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I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

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If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

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I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

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My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

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The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

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Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

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Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

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My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

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How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

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I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

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You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

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“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Breaking via Slack:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

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